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Legend has it that the 17th century Maharastrian saint Sant Tukaram (also considered the inspiration for modern Marathi poetry; he was known to have used the word zhavaa zhavi or fornication in his abhangs those days!) received a request from a worried father: his nine-year-old son was consuming too much jaggery and some miracle from Sant Tukaram would help.
After hearing out his angst out, Tukaram asked them to return after a week.
On the appointed day, Tukaram affectionately patted the culprits head, and said, “Child, please do not eat too much jaggery, It’s not good for you.”
The crestfallen father, who was waiting instead for an ash-from-thin-air type of miracle, burst out, “This is it?!! But you could have said this a week ago!!!”
“No, I couldn’t have…I had to learn to stop eating too much jaggery myself!” said Tukaram.
Moral of the story?
Sant Tukaram believed he should walk the talk and practise what he preached
Should all animal lovers practise vegetarianism? (George Bernard Shaw said, “Animals are my friends, and I don’t eat my friends.”)
When I was twenty, after having met several saints and sages, I wrote down, three rules for identifying the genuine variety:
- they don’t own anything (because they would have no sense of ‘mine’ vs ‘yours’)
- they won’t charge money for sharing their wisdom (because that is what they exist for) and
- they’d offer no prescriptions (because they know every human being has to follow their own path.)
Recent newspaper reports tell me saints and sages are worth several crores in India, own Rolls Royces and even behead followers who don’t fall in line!
When I asked several of my colleagues the question that you read in the title of this piece, amazingly, the vote was split 50% 50%!
Think of art directors in advertising. 50% of them dress like art directors. Coordinated threads, matching accessories (men and women;-)), manicured extremities: they reflect the artistic sensibilities that their work must reflect.
But there is a 50% who hang out in uncoordinated garage clothes, bedroom slippers and bidis: how does it matter, so long as their work is world-class, asked my 50% Against the Motion Colleagues;-)
Advertising agencies preach to clients that their brands must be differentiated.
Why? Because the two benefits of a differentiated brand are a price premium and/or brand loyalty (at a very basic level).
So do advertising agencies command a price premium? If not, should clients trust them?
( I am told Ogilvy India has a waiting list like the Hermes Birkin, and BBH commands a price premium; so maybe they are true brands!)
Brand consultancies preach to clients that brand names must be differentiated. (Eg: Google is better off for several reasons not being called WebSearch.)
But do brand consultancies have differentiated brand names? Most of them are BrandThis or ThatBrand or Brandxyz, just like PizzaExpress or PizzaMail or NowPizza.
I remember an ex-client and current friend of mine being visited by an agency with a four-letter prefix or suffix (like SSC&B or RSCG).
The agency suggested that their worldwide resources could build a better brand for the client than the previous (Indian) brand consultancy.
At the end of the 30-min PowerPoint presentation, my client asked them, “When we first met them, they explained why they could be called chlorophyll and nothing else…so if you don’t mind, could you at least tell us what those four letters mean?”
In the ensuing silence much was communicated, and much was lost.
Legend has it that on July 7th, 1896, just a year after the first movie was shown in Paris, the Lumiere brothers, showed their first film in Mumbai at Kala Ghoda. The movie showed a train arriving in a station, approaching the camera. In Paris, some members of the audience screamed and ran away. In Mumbai, everyone cheered.
Perhaps, we Indians have a higher tolerance for illusion.
We don’t need to walk the talk…just an illusion will do!
Creative person or creative professional?
BJP’s slogan at a Lucknow election rally in March 1996.
P.V.Narasimha Rao coined this slogan for the 1996 elections.
Dose incorrect langauge or spelling matter anymore in mass media communication?
1. The award-winning New Delhi airport signage says, amid cheerful arty swirls,“A New Delhi. Everyday.”
Clever pun, not-so-clever spelling.
2. Ajmera, a builder in Mumbai, has launched i-LAND, a city within a city.Its advertising says, “i-LAND. Where future lives.”
Maybe ‘future’ is a curvy female rock star I have not had the privilege of meeting.
3. The Ministry of Health & Family Welfare, Government of India, spends millions on the Department of AYUSH (alternative medicine).
Its advertising gives this url for their web site: www.indianmedecine.nic.in
Which means the poor sod who tries to log in will definitely need a homeopathic remedy to reduce hyperventilation and stress.
4. Several diet brand ads display men with six-pack-abdomens and invite me to loose weight.
5. All advertisements and packaging in India (and only in India) use the word upto. Actually I am exaggerating: roughly two in 1000 do use the correct version.
If by now you have not spotted anything wrong in the examples, you may want to stop reading.
Or you might join the Argument for Incorrect Language.
The argument goes like this: if the reader cannot spot the error, and if the communication is doing its job, ‘what goes of your father?’ or in plain English, why bother?
My reply is this: the common Indian may make several errors because using the language correctly is not of much value to her; but the mass media communication specialist is a specialist, being paid good money by the client to be correct.
And the argument is as applicable in other languages. Most of the Aarey Milk Booths in Mumbai spell doodh (correct) as dudh (incorrect): so neither copywriters nor the Government can spell correctly! This in a city that goes up in flames for the cause of Marathi.
Do I sound like a disgruntled old man desperately clinging on to old-fashioned values? I am not. I am a worried old man.
I am worried that there is a more insidious undercurrent in the AIL: I believe the AIL is one more symptom of a society that no longer values genuine quality.
Our bridges collapse, our roads are actually interconnected potholes, our ‘wrinklefree’ trousers are not wrinkle-free, our cashless mediclaim policy is not cashless…
And yet, when demanded of us, the same set of Indians deliver the highest quality:one of the brands chlorophyll had the privilege of redefining was re-named Exactus, because the organization actually had the guts to offer 100% error-free transcription to all their clients in the US!
On the Mysore campus of Infosys, while conducting a workshop on creativity, I notice that every single 1 cm X 1 cm tile near the swimming pool is perfectly aligned.
It’s not about ability; it’s about attitude.
There is now a new word associated with India.
Jugaad.
The positive association of that word is managing with frugal means; but the negative association is of trying to pass off poor quality (remember CWG?) because we hate to plan well or because we are in a hurry to sell something, anything, and become rich, future be damned.
That is worse than misspelling.
It is making a virtue of a vice.
If you don’t agree, write back: in any language
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